Whimsical Nature Pillows

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Selfie Stick

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

Spring Training

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Fishing for Birds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

A man rakes a tree