Whimsical At Heart Pillows

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Yes, one is a dog."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

"Scuba cow"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Fishing for Birds

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Mantis Love

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

A man rakes a tree

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"