Whimsical Being Pillows

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Spring Training

Selfie Stick

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A man rakes a tree

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Fishing for Birds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"