Whimsical Creatures Pillows

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

Spring Training

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Jack in the Box

'Your future looks charming.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

A Kangermoo

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

God perfects his turkey design.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

Teapot

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

Pregnant

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Blarney the Dinosaur.

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

Artist

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Music and Lemons.