Whimsical Creature Fan Pillows

"I am a memory machine."

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Cat Tie

Joan Hickson

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Warrior Woman

Bubble gum leaves

Cat statues on entrance gate

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

"I always knew you'd come back."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Cheesie Rider

Scientist seen on loch.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Sea Monster

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

"You're awfully quiet tonight."