Mythical Creature Fan Pillows

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'

Need tickets.

Traffic Cone Monsters

Scientist seen on loch.

'Now where are these trolls I seek?'

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

Wolfman riding in the Car

'Bless you...'

'Unicorns huh? You look more like a couple of party animals to me.'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

The heartache of Sore-Eye-Asis

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

"What a coincidence, I'm a Piscean."

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

The Mythical Unicorn.

The Pension Fund Fairy.

Centaurs

'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

'Have you ever crushed grapes, Mr Bigfoot?'

'Run Harriet! It's The Abdominal Snowman'

"He came in right before dawn, and must have thought he was slipping into bed."

"Don't you know this is hell hour?"

'Attempted self-portrait of a vampire.'

'Well, I wouldn't exactly describe it as a monster...'

Unicorn horseshoes

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Red? Wolf here. Say, any chance of me borrowing your riding hood Saturday night? Yeah, the red one.'

'Because I don't like unicorns - that's why!'

'Bless you!'

'Hey, you know the rule...What happens between the holidays, stays between the holidays.'