Mythical Creature Fan Pillows

'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'

Need tickets.

Traffic Cone Monsters

Scientist seen on loch.

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

'Now where are these trolls I seek?'

Wolfman riding in the Car

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'Bless you...'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'Attempted self-portrait of a vampire.'

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

'Hey, you know the rule...What happens between the holidays, stays between the holidays.'

"Ask if they do takeaway."

"What a coincidence, I'm a Piscean."

'Well, I wouldn't exactly describe it as a monster...'

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Centaurs

'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'

"Breast or wing?" (Phoenix rising from barbecue).

'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

'Red? Wolf here. Say, any chance of me borrowing your riding hood Saturday night? Yeah, the red one.'

The heartache of Sore-Eye-Asis

'Have you ever crushed grapes, Mr Bigfoot?'

'Because I don't like unicorns - that's why!'

'Run Harriet! It's The Abdominal Snowman'

The Mythical Unicorn.

"Don't you know this is hell hour?"

The Pension Fund Fairy.

'Bless you!'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."