Mythical Creature Fans Pillows

"He's selling life insurance."

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

"I'm not much of an early riser."

"Under dragon law, after eating daddy, he's bound to provide for us in the manner we're accustomed to."

'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

"That bloke is an absolute LEGEND!!"

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'That ain't a unicorn. Where's its horn?'

The Cavity Fairy

Lou liked to use his 'fake footprint shoes'...

Vampire afternoon tea.

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

"What is your soup of the night?"

'The unicorns are gay!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

On The Island of Farouche, A Sea Monster is Hauled Up the Beach (Rabelias).

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

Santa Clops

"You can't excuse it as your 'winter body' when it's literally always winter."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'