Mythical Creature Fans Gifts

"That's the worst impaction I've ever seen."

"He's selling life insurance."

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

"I'm not much of an early riser."

"Under dragon law, after eating daddy, he's bound to provide for us in the manner we're accustomed to."

'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

"That bloke is an absolute LEGEND!!"

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'That ain't a unicorn. Where's its horn?'

The Cavity Fairy

Lou liked to use his 'fake footprint shoes'...

The Big Foot Book.

Vampire afternoon tea.

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

"What is your soup of the night?"

'The unicorns are gay!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

On The Island of Farouche, A Sea Monster is Hauled Up the Beach (Rabelias).

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

Santa Clops

Watch out for that kid - he has an itchy booger finger.

What did I tell you kids about picking up your wrappers after you eat?

"You can't excuse it as your 'winter body' when it's literally always winter."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."