Mythical Creatures Fans Gifts

'Ha! Ha! Ha! Is this stake made of rain forest wood? The environmentalists will crucify you for using it, Van Helsing!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Viking Loch Ness

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"