Mythical Creatures Admirer Gifts

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Park and Ride dilema

Mermaid is participating in a swim competition

Vampire Umbrella

"This 3D T.V. is a bloody waste of money!"

Save Our Lagoons

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Viking Loch Ness

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"