Mythical Creatures Admirer Gifts

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Park and Ride dilema

Mermaid is participating in a swim competition

Vampire Umbrella

"This 3D T.V. is a bloody waste of money!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Warrior Woman

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Viking Loch Ness

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."