Whimsical Creatures T-Shirts

'Eat your heart out, Firefly! -- I've got sneakers that light up!'

Spring Training

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Jack in the Box

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

A Kangermoo

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

God perfects his turkey design.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

' You're not going on the at risk register just because granny's got big teeth.'

Teapot

Pregnant

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

"I am a memory machine."

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Blarney the Dinosaur.

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Artist

'You're moving just a little too fast for me.'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'