Whimsical Mind Pillows

Things we need to acknowledge

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Um ..... I guess I'll take truth.' (Kids playing 'Truth or Dare').

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Why, Ms. Jones, what big assignments you have..."

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Ice scream man...

The Artist

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Selfie Stick

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Get crazy once in a while

"Scuba cow"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Spring Training

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.