Whimsical Mind Pillows

Things we need to acknowledge

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

'Um ..... I guess I'll take truth.' (Kids playing 'Truth or Dare').

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Why, Ms. Jones, what big assignments you have..."

Neuro surgeon singing "I would while away the hours conferring with the flowers consulting with the rain..."

Ice scream man...

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Spring Training

Selfie Stick

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Get crazy once in a while

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'