Playful Imaginer Gifts

A Jack of Hearts fantasising about the Queen of Hearts

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Frog Baby Names

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'I envisioned something more robust'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"This dog has wheels!"

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Fingers

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Ark Welding