Playful Imaginer Gifts

A Jack of Hearts fantasising about the Queen of Hearts

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Frog Baby Names

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Would you turn off the invisible fence? My invisible friend can't get in to play."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'I envisioned something more robust'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"This dog has wheels!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

Fingers

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

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