Imaginative Play Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"

'Between going to school, doing my homework, taking piano lessons, and watching TV I'm too busy to spend quality time with my doll.'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

"No wonder you want to be the doctor. The nurse is the one that has to do everything!"

The invisible man, as a child.

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

Are we inviting invisible friends?

"She's so cute! She's in the garden all on her own playing mummies and runaway daddies."

"You've been sitting here for hours. Where's your friend Jimmy?" "We're playing doctor."

"Let's play doctor. This time I'll be the HMO."

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"I'm your doctor. Take these pills."

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

'I don't know Melissa, you said a bb gun was more dangerous!'

'How's the water skiing?'

'Oh no, everyone I've ever slept with is here!'

I can't play doctor anymore. My malpractice insurance was canceled.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Sorry - anyone waiting for a go at driving?'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."

Horse riding rocking man.

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

"You've been sitting here for hours. Where's your friend Jimmy?" "We're playing doctor."

"I'll keep this up until he gets me a real pony!"

"This Opposite Day thing is fun."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"This dog has wheels!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Haircuts

Bookworm Sleepover

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne