Imaginary Play Enthusiast Gifts

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bookworm Sleepover

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Playdough's The Republic

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Little Princess.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Building Blocks.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Imagination

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'I hope it;s an express.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Child in a bear suit.