Whimsical Entertainer Gifts

Cat sleeps vertically in upended "This way up" box.

Home Video

'Nice Touch!'

Wine charmer

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Sock Puppet in Literature

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I said slime."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Phew, that was close."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

'Sheep striptease'.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'We should have removed that sign.'