Whimsical Musician Gifts

Music and Lemons.

Piano Flies Away.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

A Symphony of Penguins

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Spring Training

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I said slime."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Radiator jazz player

A man rakes a tree

Fishing for Birds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot