Whimsical Music Lover Gifts

'Elephant'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Glance Exchange

Balloon Kids

Neptune

Stephen Spender.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Wash your hands

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The worm that churned!

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Love is an many splendoured thing

Football/Soccer bubbles

Jack in the Box

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Snow Bridge.

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Snow globe

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.