Whimsical Music Lovers Gifts

A Quartet of Witches

Bird plucking a cello

Fist Bumper Cars

Neptune

Stephen Spender.

Balloon Kids

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Snow Bridge.

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Banana

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Six down, three to go!!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'My biological clock finally went off.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Take us to your feeder."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Muhammad Dali...

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency