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The following morning Jack pondered at what had become of his 'magic beans'. Maybe, this is what he needed to take him high above his simple, mundane surroundings.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Swan Fairy Tales

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

A boy acting suspiciously

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Kirsten Johnson

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

Baby Bear.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Santa's Helpers

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Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.