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'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

David knew he had to make the first shot count. He couldn't take a chance with rock, stone and scissors.

Counselors at Lore

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Feel free to take notes."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Daughters at Bedtime

Baby Bear.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Reading

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Come in, minion."

Gag - a graphic novel

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Mephistopheles

Young Stephen King

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.