Storyteller's Delight Pillows

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

David knew he had to make the first shot count. He couldn't take a chance with rock, stone and scissors.

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

Counselors at Lore

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Feel free to take notes."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Daughters at Bedtime

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Baby Bear.

Reading

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Gag - a graphic novel

Mephistopheles

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Come in, minion."

Young Stephen King

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."