Storyteller Delight Pillows

Horseless headman.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Feel free to take notes."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Come in, minion."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Press freedom day

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

I get my ideas on sale...

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

"A vibrant imagination is an excellent quality for the job...but not the CV."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

marionette

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'