Thrill-seeking Storyteller Pillows

Kid to mom about 'Little Red Riding Hood' story: 'You know, that would make one heck of an action flick.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Very Difficult Conversations

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Baby Bear.

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Daughters at Bedtime

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Mephistopheles

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

I get my ideas on sale...

My Prince.

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"I maried an author so I guess you could say I met Mr. Write."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'