Storyteller Fans Pillows

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Feel free to take notes."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Pastries and Candy

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Recalculating route..."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Moby Dick

'He was a great writer'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"