Storyteller Fans Gifts

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Victor Hugo

"Feel free to take notes."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Where was the TSA?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Home Sweet Home

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Recalculating route..."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Moby Dick

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

This side is the gag reel.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'He was a great writer'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.