Storyteller Fan Gifts

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of it's udders.

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Feel free to take notes."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Recalculating route..."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Moby Dick

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Hansel and Gretal

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror