Storyteller Fan Gifts

'Grandpa said he was in the Olympics.' 'He was??' 'Yeah. He was a broad jumper.'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of it's udders.

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

Pinocchio's Confession

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Victor Hugo

"Feel free to take notes."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Recalculating route..."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

This side is the gag reel.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Moby Dick

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'