Storyteller Aficionados Gifts

Baron de Munchausen

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Where was the TSA?'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Pastries and Candy

"Recalculating route..."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'He was a great writer'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Hansel and Gretal

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Jacques et Jille

Jorge Luis Borges