Storyteller Aficionados Prints

Baron de Munchausen

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

"Feel free to take notes."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Home Sweet Home

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Recalculating route..."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'He was a great writer'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Jacques et Jille