Storytime Aficionados Prints

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Little Princess.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"