Storytelling Enthusiast Gifts

"He's got the ball, he's at the 30, the 20, the 10, he's running past the end zone, he's leaving the stadium..."

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

The Dying Art of Storytelling

'Long term investors' tortoise wins 'Stock market success' race against the hare

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

'You might want to strike the term, 'Once upon a time,' from your resume.'

"I'm afraid you have emphysema Mr Wolf"

Esther plots some extra humiliation for Haman at her party.

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"

"My Dad has a way of making a long story even longer."

"Shouldn't we find out more about their policies before following them?"

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

"Just give me the broad strokes."

"Grandpa, tell us about the time when people used to believe politicians when they said they had everything under control!"

"It's time you learned the truth. You were adapted."

Father reading a bedtime story to his daughter.

"You're kidding!...You mean, all the King's horses and all the King's men tried putting you back together again too?"

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

'I can't climb up there, I suffer from vertigo!'

"Don't get me wrong, it's a charming story! We just think it would work better if someone famous wrote it."

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'If he couldn't tell a lie, how'd he get so far in politics?'

'No, we don't want The Watchtower. In fact, we'd prefer you to go back to the huffing and puffing.'

'Okay, one book. But if I catch you skipping pages we start over.'

"And then Alan Greenspan took his big axe and chased the inflation bear back into the woods."

Three Little Pigs Insurance Scam.

'Wolfies diner'

Alberich steals the gold

" ..graduated with honours, great job, beautiful wife, great kids.. Sure we've all got a sad story to tell."

'Dad, what's a plot twist?'