Storytelling Lover Gifts

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

Sharpless and Pinkerton, Madam Butterfly

Through ingenuity and determination, Frank was able to win the race by a head.

'... And before you answer, don't forget who polishes you every morning!'

"I just can't wait till next week's episode!!"

Movie Apple Peel

"I'm not staring into space, I'm breaking the fourth wall."

Rapunzel

Orpheus and Eurydice

Buckaroo Rogers

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

The three pigs...House of bricks.

'Forget about the Big Bad Wolf. With your market exposure, I'm worried about the bears!'

'I'm thinking about going dark and gritty.'

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'

Gnome in front of a woman.

'That Narcissus had better stop trying to kiss himself.'

'No thanks, I've just eaten'

An interview with Codlin and Short

"What did Jesus order?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Where was the TSA?'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Audio Books

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'