Story Lover Gifts

The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.

The princess and the pea.

'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you almost had Tarzan for lunch.'

'The three little pigs attended a professional development seminar on dealing with bullies and they were never bothered by the big bad wolf again.'

"Don't waste your breath. We'll get them when the housing market collapses."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'To think that we completely ignored his symptoms, and just nicknamed him 'Sneezy'.'

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'Dad, tell me again about the day you got it all together.'

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

"Do the words 'Huff and Puff' mean anything to you Mr. Wolf?"

'Turns out she's Anaemic.'

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Yes Rapunzel, we do have a warrant. So let down your hair, or we're coming in the hard way!'

'You were meant to plant them not eat them, Jack.'

"We're down to seven. Snow White's just kicked out Gropey!"

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'Before we go any further with this, does it have a happy ending?'

'Ten bucks says she serves porridge again.'

'Blast that Goldilocks! Now your mother thinks she needs one of those fancy orthopaedic beds!'

The princess and the key

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

We've found you somewhere bigger, it's a size 12.

'Thank goodness for duct tape.'

'Thats not fair!!'

'If you refuse to open the door, we have the authority to huff and puff, and blow your house down.'

"Get your earplugs. There's a princess coming and you know how they love to sing to the forst animals..."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'That doesn't look too good. You really should see a mouse about that.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Careful. Plates are hot, cold and just right."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

'Dr. Dolittle, I presume...'