Children's Story Lover Gifts

Wolf calls a lock smith.

The Tooth Fairy has filed Chapter 11. Details after the movie...

Jacques et Jille

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Jack and Jill

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'I'd really like to see the chicken that laid this egg.'

"Jack fell down and broke his crown, but he should be all right after extensive surgery."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

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