Children's Story Lover Pillows

Wolf calls a lock smith.

The Tooth Fairy has filed Chapter 11. Details after the movie...

Jacques et Jille

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Jack and Jill

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"He threw a huge fit at the grocery store."

'Mom, can you get dad a glass of water? We've just finished 'the giving tree' and he's a bit shaken up.'

Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go...

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'I'd really like to see the chicken that laid this egg.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Jack fell down and broke his crown, but he should be all right after extensive surgery."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"