Childhood Story Lover Pillows

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'My brother lost all his teeth last night. .. He slept with his head under the pillow.'

'Do you expect me to run away with a PLASTIC spoon?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Jacques et Jille

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.