Childhood Story Lover Mugs

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

'My brother lost all his teeth last night. .. He slept with his head under the pillow.'

'Do you expect me to run away with a PLASTIC spoon?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Jacques et Jille

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Fairy tale

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."