Childhood Story Collector Pillows

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

I've heard that you've beaten the Hare, so I've come to challenge you...

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Green Balloon

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'Well if you wanted a garden shed made out of wood or brick, then you should have married one of my brothers!'

Newborn making the V-sign

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Who's Dead

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Here's Waldo

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Beware of chesire dog.

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Mr. Rabbit

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House