Children's Story Collectors Pillows

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"By the sores on my chinny, chin, chin I won't let you in!"

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

Author book signing 'Wimpy Kid Diary'!

Newborn making the V-sign

Who's Dead

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'Well if you wanted a garden shed made out of wood or brick, then you should have married one of my brothers!'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Beware of chesire dog.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Here's Waldo

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

Pinocchio receives IV of cellulose

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."