Children's Book Collector Pillows

'To think that we completely ignored his symptoms, and just nicknamed him 'Sneezy'.'

New Selections from the Out Like a Light Book Club

Psychiatry Section - Biggles Flips His Lid

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Long time no see. Where have you been?"

The New Dorothy. . .

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

Mr. Social Distancing

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Humpty Dumpty's Great Fall

'I'm sorry dear, there's no more porridge left: That awful Goldilocks ate our last packet yesterday...'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"My latest book is for three-to-five-year-olds, but I like to think there's something in it for everyone."

Here's Waldo

'My, grandma! What a big stomach you have!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Beware of chesire dog.

Hungry Bears

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland - The Fish-Footman and the Frog-Footman.

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Kicks Bill Out of the House.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Mr. Rabbit

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"