Childhood Memory Collector Pillows

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

"That's a weird looking drone."

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

'Well, so much for sugar and spice!'

'Found you again. You know, we may want to consider hiding somewhere other than our shells when playing 'Hide-And-Seek'. Just sayin...'

'Cheese.'

'Can Bert come out to play?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

A boy with a camera

Tooth fairy

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Green Balloon

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"He followed me home...finally!"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'I dressed myself.'