Childhood Chronicles Collectors Pillows

"This is the house I'm growing up in."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Tooth fairy

Green Balloon

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"Some women to see you, Anne."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

'Cheese.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"

I've heard that you've beaten the Hare, so I've come to challenge you...

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

Empty Nest.

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"