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"This is the house I'm growing up in."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Tooth fairy

Green Balloon

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"Some women to see you, Anne."

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'Cheese.'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

I've heard that you've beaten the Hare, so I've come to challenge you...

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

Empty Nest.