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"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'My first camera'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Are we there yet?

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Some women to see you, Anne."

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

"Are we nearly there yet?"

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

I've heard that you've beaten the Hare, so I've come to challenge you...

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

Truce?

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."

"The water was too hot."