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"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Are we there yet?

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Some women to see you, Anne."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

'Mr. Stork, tell my little brother where he came from.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"Are we nearly there yet?"

Winnie Hits Pooberty

Truce?

'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

I've heard that you've beaten the Hare, so I've come to challenge you...

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."