Childhood Chronicles T-Shirts

"Some women to see you, Anne."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Imagination

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Tooth fairy

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Jack in the Box

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."