Childhood Moments Archivist T-Shirts

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

Haircuts

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Bike Rides

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Jack in the Box

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Sliding Down the Banister

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Green Balloon

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Some women to see you, Anne."