Childhood Memories Creator T-Shirts

Baby in pushchair

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Haircuts

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'My first camera'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Jack in the Box

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Tooth fairy

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Sliding Down the Banister

Green Balloon

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."