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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Haircuts

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Jack in the Box

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Tooth fairy

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Green Balloon

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Sliding Down the Banister

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."