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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Haircuts

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Bike Rides

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'My first camera'

He wanted a different one.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

Tooth fairy

Jack in the Box

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Sliding Down the Banister

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."