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Fairy Library- Giant Ogre Discovers Hop o' my Thumb and His Brothers

"Your father was only joking. The Tooth Fairy only takes teeth that have already fallen out."

"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."

'Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.'

Tooth fairy

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Bike Rides

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Imagination

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."