Childhood Stories Gifts

Fairy Library- Giant Ogre Discovers Hop o' my Thumb and His Brothers

"Your father was only joking. The Tooth Fairy only takes teeth that have already fallen out."

"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.'

Tooth fairy

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

"I think as a kid I was pushed a little too hard."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Haircuts

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Bike Rides

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Imagination

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

The Little Engine That Wouldn't